Congratulations to our heroic Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, who having got herself into a real pickle the other day by saying that she didn't feel safe to walk the streets of London at night tried "valiantly" to dig herself out of the quagmire.
One of her aides helpfully gushed to the press that Ms Smith only recently went out one evening, and bought a kebab in Peckham.
Except for two small facts:
1 Ms Smith has armed police protection 24/7
2 She went out at 5PM to buy this much reported kebab. Hardly "night" is it?
As said, in Jacqui Smith we have a true hero leading us in the fight against crime.